Once Upon A Time. . .

A not so long time ago there was a young man who just wanted to take a nap. Following an eventful weekend full of camping, canoeing and plenty of assorted debauchery with a large group of friends, our hero decides to retire to his tent to catch a few Z's before dinner. When the burgers and hot dogs hit the grill, a thoughtful friend decided to inform said hero of the food time line. The scene played out a little something like this:

Sara: (Knocking on tent wall) Hey. Hey!
Chris: (Murmuring) Whaaa?
Sara: Dinner in 10 minutes.
Chris: (Sleepily) What?
Sara: Are you awake?
Chris: I'm not naked!
Sara: Okay, good to know. Are you going to come to dinner? Food will be ready in 10 minutes.
Chris: What about the elk?
Sara: We're not having elk, we're having burgers and dogs.
Chris: No, the Elk.
Sara: What are you talking about?
Chris: I have to catch The Golden Elk.
Sara: Uh, does that mean you won't be coming to dinner?
Chris: I have to find the Elk.
Sara: Do you want me to come back in a little bit?
Chris: No, thank you.
(End Scene)

Shortly after this conversation of one sided unconsciousness the news of The Golden Elk spread, first to the campfire, then to the surrounding areas. Now it is time to spread the news of The Golden Elk to the world. On 9/18/10, Chris completed his quest to find The Golden Elk.  In actuality, The Golden Elk found him, in the form of a gift for his birthday. In this blog you will be able to follow the adventures of the The Golden Elk and his friends!

The Majestic Golden Elk

An Elk and His Master

Elk goes on his first adventure, fireside chatting at Justin and Lindsay's!